axel
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Post by axel on Aug 13, 2006 21:48:13 GMT -5
Gravity sucked. Vines sucked worse. The Nobody yelled another curse at the family of apes that had been staring at him for the hour he had been stuck. "Probably think I'm a big banana..a big red..banana!" His squirming dropped him from the branch, except for his ankle. Great. Now his eyeballs would be swimming.... "HEY!! GUY IN TREE!...oh c'mon.." He reached an arm up at the ape family. "Don't let the banana fall....the banana like his skull intact..."
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Sora
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Post by Sora on Aug 14, 2006 19:26:13 GMT -5
Someone swings from a vine and lands on a nearby branch. It's Sora, the original Keyblade Master. He looks toward Axel.
"Axel? I thought I heard something around here. How did you get yourself in this mess?"
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 15, 2006 14:36:33 GMT -5
"Mess? This ain't a mess..I do this every morning..ya know..right after I shove my thumb up my ass and sing show tunes..just get me down!"
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Sora
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Post by Sora on Aug 15, 2006 14:42:31 GMT -5
"Okay! Okay! Geez, you're worse than Donald."
Sora readies himself with the Keyblade.
"Don't move."
Sora leaps toward Axel and cuts the vine just above his foot letting him fall to the hippo pond below.
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 15, 2006 14:54:34 GMT -5
He yelled all the way down. He came to the surface sputtering and choking, hair flat around his head and eye makeup dripping.
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Sora
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Post by Sora on Aug 15, 2006 17:54:27 GMT -5
*cups hands around mouth* "Hey! You OK?"
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 15, 2006 18:12:06 GMT -5
"Fan...frickin....peachy..." He scrambled onto the back of a hippo, shivering.
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Sora
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Post by Sora on Aug 15, 2006 18:39:37 GMT -5
Sora smiles and jumps from the branch tucking in his legs shouting, "Cannonbaaaallllll!!!" He lands in the water just close enough to douse Axel with the splash.
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 16, 2006 15:01:43 GMT -5
"I...hate you.." He coughed up a lungful of water, falling spread eagle over the hippo.
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onnix
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Post by onnix on Aug 16, 2006 16:32:23 GMT -5
Onnix walks into view blissfully chewing on a fresh, ripe banana. She sat atop a short tree at the front of the lagoon, enjoying the free entertainment. "Aren't you two just perfect for eachother. You should hook up and find a place in Neverland. Oh, and Axel, you're mascara's running," she quipped while tossing the banana peel aside.
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 16, 2006 21:15:20 GMT -5
He growled. "Aw..c'mon Onnix...why doncha just deep throat that 'naner and keep yourself quiet?"
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onnix
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Post by onnix on Aug 17, 2006 14:00:09 GMT -5
"Firstly..eww, and secondly, I already...finished it. But thanks for the advice, I'm sure it's one of your favorite pastimes."
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Sora
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Post by Sora on Aug 17, 2006 19:11:19 GMT -5
Sora swims to shore and starts sqeezing water from the baggy areas of his clothes.
"You know this woman, Axel?"
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onnix
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Post by onnix on Aug 17, 2006 22:34:24 GMT -5
"Of course he knows me. Everyone in the Organization knows me. You see I'm a nobody, too, and when you're wandering around the darkness not knowing who the Hell you are, friends (even some bad ones) are good to have. The Organization helped me understand everything that had happened to me and my world, and about that crazy plan to fix everything. I never was a big supporter of meddling in other worlds, so I didn't join. But I did manage to keep in touch with a few who are still alive.... for some reason" she answered Sora while moving her legs so she sat Indian-style on the branches. "So, Axel, how is it I keep running into you?"
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axel
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Post by axel on Aug 20, 2006 16:08:59 GMT -5
"You like my 'naner."
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